When, on a summer evening, the resounding sky growls like a tawny lion, and everyone is complaining of the storm, […] my fancy strays alone in ecstasy, inhaling, through the noise of falling rain, the odour of invisible and persistent lilac-trees.
Marcel Proust (via kanialecya)
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A.S.B.: Who doesn't like a blonde joke?
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The…
true story
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irony, like hitting a baby with johnson’s no more tears shampoo and making it cry.
pyramid
shit fuck shit that’s a liger on the left. I LOVE LIGERS.
what a pretty pussy.
this picture is important.
Torture:
Losing your roll of toilet paper when you have a cold.
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Empathy!
Take ur son to work day.
kurt cobain
